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+#!/usr/bin/env bash
+###############################################################################
+# Push local status checks to Uptime Kuma
+# Requires: bash ≥4, curl, yq (mikefarah/go-yq), optional docker & systemd
+###############################################################################
+set -Eeuo pipefail
+
+CFG="/opt/kuma-checks.yaml"
+BASE="https://status.jordanwages.com/api/push"
+CURL_OPTS=(--silent --show-error --max-time 4)
+
+# --------------------------------------------------------------------------- #
+# Small random delay so many VMs don’t hammer Kuma at the same second
+sleep $(( RANDOM % 5 ))    # 0-4 s
+# --------------------------------------------------------------------------- #
+
+push() {                    # id status msg ping
+  curl "${CURL_OPTS[@]}" \
+       "${BASE}/${1}?status=${2}&msg=${3// /%20}&ping=${4}" \
+       || true              # don’t let a failed push abort the script
+}
+
+check_http() {              # url
+  local start code
+  start=$(date +%s%3N)
+  code=$(curl "${CURL_OPTS[@]}" -o /dev/null -w '%{http_code}' "$1" || echo 000)
+  echo "$([[ $code =~ ^2|3 ]] && echo up || echo down) $(( $(date +%s%3N)-start ))"
+}
+
+check_service() { systemctl is-active --quiet "$1" && echo "up 0" || echo "down 0"; }
+check_docker()  { docker inspect -f '{{.State.Running}}' "$1" &>/dev/null && echo "up 0" || echo "down 0"; }
+check_mount()   { mountpoint -q "$1" && echo "up 0" || echo "down 0"; }
+check_native()  { echo "up 0"; }   # simply reports “alive”
+
+# --------------------------------------------------------------------------- #
+# Iterate over YAML entries (null-delimited to survive spaces)
+while IFS= read -r -d '' line; do
+  name=$(yq eval '.name'   <<<"$line")
+  type=$(yq eval '.type'   <<<"$line")
+  tgt=$(yq  eval '.target' <<<"$line")
+  id=$(yq   eval '.push'   <<<"$line")
+
+  case $type in
+    http)    read -r stat ping < <(check_http    "$tgt") ;;
+    service) read -r stat ping < <(check_service "$tgt") ;;
+    docker)  read -r stat ping < <(check_docker  "$tgt") ;;
+    mount)   read -r stat ping < <(check_mount   "$tgt") ;;
+    native)  read -r stat ping < <(check_native)         ;;
+    *)       stat=down ping=0 ;;
+  esac
+
+  push "$id" "$stat" "$name" "$ping"
+done < <(yq eval '.checks[] | @json' -o=json -I0 "$CFG" | tr '\n' '\0')
+# --------------------------------------------------------------------------- #