#!/usr/bin/env bash ############################################################################### # Push local status checks to Uptime Kuma # Requires: bash ≥4, curl, yq (mikefarah/go-yq), optional docker & systemd ############################################################################### set -Eeuo pipefail CFG="/opt/kuma-checks.yaml" BASE="https://status.jordanwages.com/api/push" CURL_OPTS=(--silent --show-error --max-time 4) # --------------------------------------------------------------------------- # # Small random delay so many VMs don't hammer Kuma at the same second sleep $(( RANDOM % 5 )) # 0-4 s # --------------------------------------------------------------------------- # push() { # id status msg ping curl "${CURL_OPTS[@]}" \ "${BASE}/${1}?status=${2}&msg=${3// /%20}&ping=${4}" \ || true # don't let a failed push abort the script } check_http() { # url local start code start=$(date +%s%3N) code=$(curl "${CURL_OPTS[@]}" -o /dev/null -w '%{http_code}' "$1" || echo 000) echo "$([[ $code =~ ^2|3 ]] && echo up || echo down) $(( $(date +%s%3N)-start ))" } check_service() { systemctl is-active --quiet "$1" && echo "up 0" || echo "down 0"; } check_docker() { docker inspect -f '{{.State.Running}}' "$1" &>/dev/null && echo "up 0" || echo "down 0"; } check_mount() { mountpoint -q "$1" && echo "up 0" || echo "down 0"; } check_native() { echo "up 0"; } # simply reports "alive" # --------------------------------------------------------------------------- # # Iterate over YAML entries (null-delimited to survive spaces) while IFS= read -r -d '' line; do name=$(yq eval '.name' <<<"$line") type=$(yq eval '.type' <<<"$line") tgt=$(yq eval '.target' <<<"$line") id=$(yq eval '.push' <<<"$line") case $type in http) read -r stat ping < <(check_http "$tgt") ;; service) read -r stat ping < <(check_service "$tgt") ;; docker) read -r stat ping < <(check_docker "$tgt") ;; mount) read -r stat ping < <(check_mount "$tgt") ;; native) read -r stat ping < <(check_native) ;; *) stat=down ping=0 ;; esac push "$id" "$stat" "$name" "$ping" done < <(yq eval '.checks[] | @json' -o=json -I0 "$CFG" | tr '\n' '\0') # --------------------------------------------------------------------------- #