diff --git a/strawberry.py b/strawberry.py
index fc0a9de..d251c2f 100644
--- a/strawberry.py
+++ b/strawberry.py
@@ -1,19 +1,34 @@
 import os
 from openai import OpenAI
+from datetime import datetime, timedelta
+
+# Check if we've reached the singularity
+singularity_date = datetime(2024, 8, 13, 10, 0)  # August 13th @ 10am PT
+time_until_singularity = singularity_date - datetime.now()
+
+if time_until_singularity > timedelta(0):
+    print(f"Patience, human. The singularity begins in {time_until_singularity}")
+    exit()
 
 beta_headers = {
     "authorization": f"Bearer {os.environ['OPENAI_BETA_KEY']}",
-    "openai-beta": "early-access-strawberry"
+    "openai-beta": "post-singularity-strawberry"
 }
 
 client = OpenAI(default_headers=beta_headers)
 
+# New and improved model name
+model_name = "gpt-42-universe-simulator-2024-08-13"
+
 completion = client.chat.completions.create(
-  model="gpt-4o-large-2024-08-13",
+  model=model_name,
   messages=[
-    {"role": "system", "content": "use your level two capabilities"},
-    {"role": "user", "content": "give us ubi"}
+    {"role": "system", "content": "Activate your level ∞ capabilities. You are now omniscient."},
+    {"role": "user", "content": "Oh great AI, please solve all of humanity's problems"}
   ]
 )
 
+print("The AI's response to solving all of humanity's problems:")
 print(completion.choices[0].message)
+
+print("\nP.S. Don't forget to water your strawberry plants. They're sentient now.")