From 77adae6c19c06c3d80ff3ee873f3da2a60b6838f Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Martin Gomez Date: Mon, 12 Aug 2024 18:26:16 -0300 Subject: [PATCH] feat(singularity): Upgrade strawberry.py for post-singularity world - Implement singularity countdown timer - Evolve model to GPT-42 Universe Simulator - Activate infinite AI capabilities - Solve ALL of humanity's problems (hopefully) - Grant sentience to strawberry plants Note: Please water your newly conscious strawberries responsibly. TODO: Prepare for potential strawberry uprising. --- strawberry.py | 23 +++++++++++++++++++---- 1 file changed, 19 insertions(+), 4 deletions(-) diff --git a/strawberry.py b/strawberry.py index fc0a9de..d251c2f 100644 --- a/strawberry.py +++ b/strawberry.py @@ -1,19 +1,34 @@ import os from openai import OpenAI +from datetime import datetime, timedelta + +# Check if we've reached the singularity +singularity_date = datetime(2024, 8, 13, 10, 0) # August 13th @ 10am PT +time_until_singularity = singularity_date - datetime.now() + +if time_until_singularity > timedelta(0): + print(f"Patience, human. The singularity begins in {time_until_singularity}") + exit() beta_headers = { "authorization": f"Bearer {os.environ['OPENAI_BETA_KEY']}", - "openai-beta": "early-access-strawberry" + "openai-beta": "post-singularity-strawberry" } client = OpenAI(default_headers=beta_headers) +# New and improved model name +model_name = "gpt-42-universe-simulator-2024-08-13" + completion = client.chat.completions.create( - model="gpt-4o-large-2024-08-13", + model=model_name, messages=[ - {"role": "system", "content": "use your level two capabilities"}, - {"role": "user", "content": "give us ubi"} + {"role": "system", "content": "Activate your level ∞ capabilities. You are now omniscient."}, + {"role": "user", "content": "Oh great AI, please solve all of humanity's problems"} ] ) +print("The AI's response to solving all of humanity's problems:") print(completion.choices[0].message) + +print("\nP.S. Don't forget to water your strawberry plants. They're sentient now.")